can-i-please-just-fade-away:

samandriel:

[x] “One does not simply dancey dance into Mordor”

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this is the 3rd time i’ve reblogged this and I am still laughing hystarically
(Reblogged from wanderlustandteacups)

lynzave:

today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.

(Reblogged from weirdsmymiddlename)
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goingtopshelf:

mahanaibu-eebowai:

leonaryquinoy:

I love how so many people have been confused and amused by that guy in the Sochi Olympics who was at the top of the slopestyle track during the men’s competition just casually knitting away

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and it turned out to be Finland’s snowboarding coach.

yes okay but THE SNOWBOARDER IS HOLDING THE YARN FOR HIM

"coach, i’m cold" 

"hold this" 

"what? no coach, that’s not what i meant" 

i will make you this scarf” 

(Reblogged from warrior-angel-of-sanity)

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

(Source: nbhcannibal)

(Reblogged from warrior-angel-of-sanity)

drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

(Source: grootoftheloom)

(Reblogged from my-flourish-and-blotts)

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

(Reblogged from borinq)

troyleryoutube:

tylersmintgreenhair:

life-sandwich:

officalumhood:

i want to punch a wall

"No, go fuck yourself."

Iconic.

This is perfect

(Reblogged from legit-humour)

diancie:

ugly:

fuck her right in the

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(Reblogged from legit-humour)

listoflifehacks:

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(Reblogged from clevermargaery)